Blog By James

July 14, 2009

I’m The Slime

Filed under: Favourite Lyrics — James @ 7:51 pm
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Getting a lot out of Frank Zappa lately…

I am gross and perverted
I’m obsessed ‘n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed
I’m the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can’t look away
I make you think I’m delicious
With the stuff that I say
I’m the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I’m the slime oozin’ out
From your TV set

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don’t need you
Don’t go for help . . . no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold

That’s right, folks . . .
Don’t touch that dial

Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin’ along on your livin’ room floor

I am the slime from your video
Can’t stop the slime, people, lookit me go

I am the slime from your video
Oozin’ along on your livin’ room floor

I am the slime from your video
Can’t stop the slime, people, lookit me go

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Filed under: Gaming — James @ 6:03 pm
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I am very well aware that this could all be fake. But from what I’ve read, the below “leaked” concept art and information appears to be where the new Tomb Raider is headed. I will say that if horses and archery are indeed involved, I’m thrilled!

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When a sudden storm destroys her research vessel, a young and inexperienced Lara Croft finds herself on a mysterious and remote island, hidden off the coast of Japan. Despite several signs of various inhabitants, the island is oddly deserted, and an uneasy feeling settles in as strange sounds emerge from the shadows. With only her determination, inner strength, and resourcefulness to help her, Lara must overcome the challenges of a harsh and unforgiving journey that will take her through a vast island wilderness and deep into the claustrophobic and menacing underground tombs from the islands past. As she struggles to prevail through brutal combat encounters and treacherous exploration, Lara will be pushed to her limits and forced to adapt to her situation in order to survive the and escape the lethal predators that stalk her every move.

Hunt or be Hunted: Evade, outsmart and track and kill the mysterious enemies that hunt you as prey.
Survival Action: Brutally attack and defend yourself as you fight to survive through visceral one-on-one meele combat.
Strategic Weapons: Gain an advantage in combat by finding an array of different meeled and ranged weapons including a variety of guns and the hunters ultimate weapon, the bow.
Creative Survival: React and adapt to the island by using only that which you can salvage from the environment like climbing axes, rope and machetes that can be used to unlock new traversal and combat gameplay options.

Free Movement: Scramble up a vertical cliff wall, sprint and leap across a huge chasm, steer mid-air to land a misdirected jump. There is no one right way to travers, survive and explore the harsh environment of the island.

One Cohesive World: The diverse multi-region island is an open playground alive with creatures, weather and natural events.

Origin Story: This new Tomb Raider Concept reboots the franchise by exploring the origins of Lara Croft’s transformation into a hardened adventurer as you unravel the story behind the island’s mysterious past.

Eidos & Crystal Dynamics
Available for: $59.99 – Playstation 3, Xbox360 & $39.99 – PC
Expected Age Rating: ESRB M for Mature**

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